Date of Birth: 17/08/1980

Previous Clubs: Middlesbrough, Newcastle, Washington, Brandon, Birtley, Consett, South Shields, Nissan

Position: Forward

Nickname: Tez

Favourite League Club: The Toon

Favourite League Player: Thierry Henry

Favourite Player Ever: Djalminha

Favourite Football Pundit: All Shi*e

Favourite Actor: Jenna Jameson

Favourite Film: Dumb & Dumber

Favourite Music: Hed Kandi & Lionel Ritchie

Favourite Food: Indian

Favourite Drink: Lager

Best Ground Played on: Wembley

Most Desirable Lady:

Best Football Moment: Playing for Newcastle reserves

Worst Football Moment: Joining Shields 3 times

What would you do if you won £1M: Party hard